1. Your Mother And I Are Getting A Divorce, I Believe She's A SpiderBot 3000 In Disguise
2. Puff-Puff
3. Doom
4. Bret Michaels Looks Like An Old Lesbian
5. Black Transgender Cripple Midgets On Nazi Unicorns
6. Intestinal Lasso Asphyxiation As Autoerotic Masturbation Enhancement
7. God Is Dead But My Hair Is Perfect
8. First Class Ticket To A Semenstained Death In The Basement
9. The Mars Volta Sucks
10. Right Hand On Mouse, Left On Cock